Insanely Evil
Welcome to the Mount Everest climbing section of the site! We specialize in scaling the famous Everest in Nepal/China. See out flier for more details. www.dailymail.co.uk |
Climbing Boots $9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 www.marmotmountain.com/ |
Shell Jacket $9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 www.ski-n-ride.com Must I continue? |
SAFETY GUIDELINES
1. Our company is not responsible for any loss of property or life.
2. STAY WITH YOUR GROUP or DIE.
3. Take time to acclamatize before continuing up the mountain or DIE.
4. Don't take off your jacket if you get hot, BAD IDEA.
5. Don't freak out.
6. Don't go if you are afraid of heights or death.